Make their eyes bleed... by Eridani Moon

Summary: I challenge all of the MA writers on the site to write a fic so sexually explicit that even Barbie will blush for a month and forget her obsession with the Asgard reproduction process. Plot, no plot... Doesnt matter. Just so long as Jack and Sam have sex in every conceivable way possible... and still be believable! Truly, when we get done reading this... our eyes should be bleeding from shock!
Categories: Humour, Romance, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter